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  1. Not a professor, just an old guy who takes classes at UW. He enjoys speaking German, smoking cigarettes and cannabis, and visiting remote islands with hippies who believe that they are building a zero-gravity chamber... no lie. This guy is a nut.
     
    Posted by: mullaccam on Jun 30, 2008 06:37 PM (2) (0) Flag
  2. If you're really into the Segway guy and want an up close taste of his sweet insanity, I can tell you from first hand experience that he frequently has lunch at the Plaza Tavern, usually eating and downing a rum and coke. You can tell he is in there because he parks his Segway right at the front window.

    Hes usually there a little after 12 pm on weekdays.
     
    Posted by: blackdog on Jul 15, 2008 12:04 PM (1) (0) Flag
  3. The eternal student who's studied under a number of absolute geniuses and believes in racking up an insane amount of debt with the University before he dies. Also, he's a fan of The Blue Man Group, loves to drink, and enjoys getting high and yelling at people about some really really really strange stuff....but we all love him nonetheless.
     
    Posted by: BadgerJoe on Jul 05, 2008 05:25 PM (1) (0) Flag
  4. Professor or not this guy rides his Segway down State Street towards campus at just short of mach3.
     
    Posted by: madnick on Jul 03, 2008 05:17 PM (1) (0) Flag
  5. The Segway Guy, who claims to be a professor at the UW, rides his segway scooter all over campus, taking any opportunity to proclaim the contraptions benefits.
     
    Posted by: madtown88 on Jun 26, 2008 01:39 PM (1) (0) Flag
  6. I have seen him (a.) off-roading while going down Bascom and (b.) walking his dog while on the Segway...both while smoking a cigarette.

    Just last night I heard that he rides the Segway because he only has one lung, because of smoking. I also heard that he believes people evolved from aquatic monkeys.
     
    Posted by: exjentric on Jul 11, 2008 10:00 AM (0) (0) Flag
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