To bathe or shower.
A saying that usually follows "When in doubt, go to Stout." The saying about Stout exists only because of the convenient rhyme, whereas the Eau Claire saying (Can't get in there, go to Eau Claire) comes from UW-Eau Claire's relatively lax admissions criteria.
Hamburger meat/ground beef
Along with Brain Dead Island, it's a derogatory nickname for Bainbridge Island.
Nickname for the Dover International Speedway
A Colorado-style pizza, made with honey in the crust and often topped with a spicy sauce.
Carry a heavy load or a bulky package for a distance: "The MTA is on strike every Christmas, so we schlep our packages from Macy's to Grand Central"
In the basement.