Creek, river, stream, etc.
A kiosk on Pennsylvania Ave between 10th and 12th Streets where one can rent a Segway Human Transporter, complete with lock and helmet. Please note the phonetic resemblance to the HBO sitcom "Sex and the City," which also employs cheesy plays on words.
Trustafarian is the portmanteau of the words "trust fund" and "Rastafarian". A trustafarian is typically an upper-middle-class white kid who attends school at Boulder who is wholly funded by his parents (whose fortunes are usually amassed through giant corporations) and talks of the evils of capitalism.
An ironic reference to Dutchess Community College, Poughkeepsie's two-year school.