Crayfish.
You may hear the locals refer to the Clinton Presidential Library this way. It does sort of resemble one.
Indiana University-Purdue University at Indianapolis or IUPUI, the acronym that inspired the not-so-flattering nickname.
Coffee with cream and sugar.
Frozen yogurt.
A heterosexual person in gay culture.
A person so transfixed by gambling machines that he or she becomes virtually oblivious to the rest of the world.
"Notsoberfest" takes place the last weekend of September, kicking off La Crosse's famous Oktoberfest celebration. People stand around in beer tents and down pitcher after pitcher of beer. Just about everyone there is "not sober".