A plate of half chicken tenders and half french fries.
An old nickname for Knoxville for its former prominence in the textile industry. At one point Knoxville had 20 textile mills, but they started to close in the 1950's.
A wishbone
"Notsoberfest" takes place the last weekend of September, kicking off La Crosse's famous Oktoberfest celebration. People stand around in beer tents and down pitcher after pitcher of beer. Just about everyone there is "not sober".
Short for the "Segway Human Transporter", a two-wheeled, motorized sidewalk 'scooter' that one can easily rent or buy in D.C.
All those people living in Aspen, CO, they are called Aspenites. The people visiting? Still just tourists.
Frozen yogurt.
A reference to the relatively laid-back pace of the city.