A reference to the Detroit Red Wings hockey team when they lose.
You'd better not do that.
A trip to the liquor store.
A device attached to the wheel of a car by Pittsburgh Police in order to immobilize the vehicle and aid in the enforcement of parking violations.
Crayfish.
1. Tonic is the common generic term in Boston for soft drink.
2. Soda
A reference to the relatively laid-back pace of the city.
865 is the area code for the Knoxville area, which spells V-O-L. This is no coincidence, but rather a homage paid to the beloved Volunteer sports teams in the Knoxville area.